Ruan Xingyao also felt very troubled.
If she didn’t truthfully repeat what Meibu said, it would be hard to give everyone an explanation.
But if she did repeat it truthfully, it would mean causing a second round of hurt to Dakuan.
Right now, Dakuan was already so dejected that he covered his face with his paws.
After hesitating for a while, Ruan Xingyao said to Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san:
“How about… you put Dakuan in another room?”
Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san stared blankly at the camera, not understanding what Ruan Xingyao meant.
Just then, the lifeless Dakuan suddenly lifted his head and pushed himself toward the phone’s camera.
He barked into the camera:
“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof!”
【Don’t worry about me! I can handle it! Meibu usually says things even harsher than this!】
“Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!”
【But! I want to prove I’m not a stupid dog! I just like her too much, that’s all!】
“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof!”
【I know! In you humans’ eyes, I’m what you call a simp! Just like my dad!】
“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof!”
【So let me be the one to tell my dad: simping never ends well!】
Ruan Xingyao was nearly bursting out laughing from Dakuan’s antics.
Holding back her laughter, she said to Dakuan:
“Dakuan, are you sure you want me to say all this out loud?”
Dakuan: “Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!”
【Say it! I don’t ever want to like Meibu again anyway!】
Ruan Xingyao then asked Meibu,
“Meibu, are you sure too?”
Meibu barked arrogantly, “Woof woof woof.”
【Go ahead and say it!】
So Ruan Xingyao didn’t hesitate anymore, and repeated Dakuan’s and Meibu’s words one by one.
As she translated sentence by sentence, this time it was Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san’s turn to lose face.
He raised his hand to cover his face, wishing he could bury himself completely.
Well, that was it—now three hundred million people across the country knew he was a simp.
The livestream comments were already exploding with laughter.
【Hahahahahaha! Hahaha! I can’t take it anymore! Someone save me from this ridiculous dog-level humor!】
【Even dogs know that simping never ends well! But humans just don’t believe it!】
【Humans can’t teach humans! Dogs teaching humans—what a disgrace!】
【Hahahaha! I’m really done for!】
【So… who exactly got Meibu pregnant? I’m dying to know!】
【Right?! Dakuan looks pretty good actually, definitely a handsome dog—yet even Meibu doesn’t like him. So just what kind of dog is the father of Meibu’s pups supposed to be?!】
【Starry streamer! Hurry and ask for us! We’re too curious!】
Ruan Xingyao, also intrigued by the barrage, went along with the viewers’ request and asked Meibu:
“Meibu, can you tell us who the one you like is?”
When Meibu heard this question, she instantly looked a little shy.
She gave a bashful smile, even her bark sounded soft and delicate.
“Woof woof! Woof woof woof!”
【It’s A-Jiu from next door!】
“Woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!”
【Human! Can you please tell my dad that I want to live together with A-Jiu!】
Ruan Xingyao didn’t think much of it and directly repeated Meibu’s words.
However, she hadn’t even finished speaking when Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san suddenly let out a loud wail.
The cry startled the whole livestream room.
【Holy sht sht sht sht! What was that! Scared the life out of me!】
【Whose kettle just started boiling?!】
【What’s going on? Why’s he crying like a dog?】
【Let me guess—could it be that A-Jiu’s owner is the very person that Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san has been simping for?】
【Or maybe it’s the guy who stole the girl he likes!】
Right then, Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san wiped his eyes and happened to see that comment in the chat.
And in that instant, the tears he had been holding back broke through again.
He was crying so hard his whole body shook, his words came out between sobs.
Still, he managed to choke out:
“Zhao Ke… that goddamn bastard… he stole my goddess… and now—hic—he even let his dog son steal… steal my son’s wife! Hic!”
Some helpful netizen even copied his words into the barrage again:
【‘Zhao Ke, that bastard, not only stole my goddess, but even let his dog son steal my son’s wife!’】
【Hahahahaha! Bro, you’ve gone too far with this!】
【This is truly peak shameless entertainment!】
【I can’t take it! Why is this so funny! I don’t even know who’s more miserable right now!】
【Now I just want to know what that dog A-Jiu actually looks like!】
【This is really one hell of a love-hate drama!】
【Oh my god! After eating gossip for so long, this is the kind of fun I live for—lighthearted and hilarious!】
【Same here! Hahahahaha!】
【Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san, don’t be so sad. Life is just one hurdle after another. You only lost your goddess, but your daughter gained love!】
【The person above—absolutely heartless!】
Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san sniffled, forcing back his tears.
He steadied himself and said:
“More than anything else, what pains me is… I don’t want to lose him as a brother.”
“Wuuuu wuuuuu!”
And with that, Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san broke down crying again.
Although everyone loved watching the chaos, his nonstop sobbing eventually started to irritate a lot of viewers.
【What the hell is wrong with you! It’s just a girl being stolen, is it really worth crying like this? Are you even a man?】
【Exactly! You’re making all of us men look bad!】
【Alright, enough already! If you want to cry, do it with the door shut! Other people are still waiting for their turn to connect!】
【Get off! Hurry up and get off!】
No matter the situation, it was always the same—there would always be someone looking for an excuse to make a fuss and vent their own dissatisfaction.
Ruan Xingyao thought about it for a moment.
Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san had only come on the stream to ask who had gotten Meibu pregnant.
Now that the answer was revealed, the problem was already solved, and there was indeed no need to continue the connection any longer.
This wasn’t some kind of emotional counseling livestream anyway—Beautiful Sheep-san’s personal issues weren’t her responsibility.
So, Ruan Xingyao was just about to hang up the call.
Just then, she heard a cheerful bark.
“Woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof! Woof woof woof woof!”
【Meibu! My wife! I heard you want to live together with me! I’ve come to take you and the kids home!】
As the barking grew closer, a beautiful merle Border Collie rushed in, slamming straight into Arigato Beautiful Sheep-san and knocking him aside—even Dakuan was sent flying.
— The end of the Chapter–
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